What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 11:09
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : Thank you.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : I don't drink
What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : Sure.
Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
How does gut health affect mental well-being?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
Me : No
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Tea ?
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : I'm 24.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
What are women's true thoughts and feelings on bestiality?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!